Thursday, April 22, 2010

SITUATION

Tina Turner is laying in her coffin feeling down and out because she had no friends or family in her life. All of Tinas family left her as an outcast because she wanted true love and she married a mortal. All of her family died when her now ex husband went on a killing spree using her family as the targets. Oh that tragic and sad divorce court date in May.

               To make herself feel better she kept telling herself that she didn’t need anyone in this worl to love her or care about her, but oh she was wrong and now she is starting to notice how wrong she was in what she did. Tina went out to find two of the modst attractive woman in the world to be her children. It took her about 80years but she finally found what she was looking for.

                     Their names were Marian Anderson and Nicki Minaj. She saw both of them at concerts and hypnotized them. After the show they went directly to her cave for the converting ritual. When they arrived Tina bit into their neck and she had to try to refrain from drinking too much blood because she did not want to kill them. 

                                 Tina could tell the bit hurt them a little because of the way their eyes rolled from the frequent jerks of their bodies. Some what like when Wolf man in X man became Wolf man. They then as a team moved on to rule over the world together as sisters and nothing more nothing less. They loved each other and admired each other. As one they stood united.

(similie)POEM

Love is to open sky as loathing is to a black hole.
Going no where and seeing nothing is just as hard to go.
I was always a player but now caught up in the game.
I finally cared about a person and now crushed is my name.
I was left lame.
I was mostly ashamed.
The pain of being loved then let go.
 4 months ago I was on stars.
19 days ago I lost my heart.
Never will I care again.
Never will my heart mend.
Forever a slave to the game again.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

A and P... QUEENIE EDITION

I walked in the store looking for my moms party food for her guest. I don’t know why my friends were being such scared chicks. I don’t even know why I chose them as my friends. Everywhere we go they don’t want to go inside, but they have to go inside because their twelve year old bodies make me look one hundred percent better.

         All of the attention will be mostly on me and my bod. So, anyway, we walk in and im trying to show them how to walk like me and be like me but they don’t want to try it. We look good is what I keep telling myself as we walk through the building. Sara, who hovers like a helicopter because she is so tall, makes me so mad. She always looks slow.
              And Jessica is always staring at cookies. She stopped to drool over the cookie aisle but I refused to stop because I didn’t want to look fat. I already felt as if I was gaining weight. I weigh 120 and I am only 5’1. When I finally found the food for my moms gathering I began to walk up to the check out line the line on the right was too long so I went to line to the right. 


        As soon as my items started to get rung up the cashier a old creepy man criticized the way that I dress. I left as soon as I had what I needed and when I walked out I we got back into our powder blue falcon station wagon and waited for my mom to stop yelling and my sister.

Monday, April 12, 2010

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Advice to a third grader: yes snack time will make you fat.



Boardgame or video game?
scary or romantic movie?

most beautiful woman?
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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

CHECKOUT ENDING

All of a sudden the young lady passed out but the bag boy caught her in his arms before she hit the floor. He then slipped on the mayonnaise and as he hit the floor she fell on top of him. The sudden movement brought her back to her senses and she was highly upset at what she saw. Surprisingly she didn’t even remember the faint that had taken place seconds before. She thought he was different from all the guys back home but now she sees the bag boy he really is. Covered in mayonnaise she didn’t get anything from the store. She rushed out and headed to her car. She was in a rage and she went from her innocent side to her dark side in a matter of moments. She wanted to cast a spell on him but she didn’t want the Salem witch trial to start over again. This was a new beginning for her and her family and she didn’t want to go through that suffering and being an outcast anymore.


When she got home she got into the shower and began thinking about why she promised her father she wouldn’t use spells. She felt as though it wasn’t her fault Aunt Susie got hung. She kicked the thought out of her head and stepped out of the shower. She got dressed and began combing her hair. The bag boy at the grocery store was finishing his shift and getting ready to start his second job. He couldn’t stop thinking about how crazy the strange girl behaved at the store. When he helped an elderly lady to the car he then walked to his car and changed from his grocery shirt to his second job shirt.

The girl had gotten hungry and ordered some pizza for delivery at her house. She then put a record player of Antonio Perti, an ancient opera singer, on and began singing along. When, all of a sudden, she smelled the scent of a vampire. The feeling sent a chill down her spine she began to gasp for air as she started scaling the walls and crawling the floor looking for the place where the scent was the strongest. She mumbled ”Moddani” and all the lights in the house went out. The doorbell rang so she swung the door open with a mere glance of her eyes.

When she saw it was the bag boy she then passed out and the bag boy now pizza man helped her onto the couch. He got a good look at her face and remembered her from the grocery store. He started to run but he then tripped on her foot. Her head raised viciously and she hissed “back for more I see” she then began spinning and floating around the room along with furniture in the room. Then when she tried to hit him with a lamp he was so fast that he was walking on air. He grabbed her by her head and he heard a snap. The furniture fell to the ground and so did they both.

She was dead and the only way for him to save her would be to break his promise to his dad and turn her into a vampire. He couldn’t resist how beautiful she was so he did so. He grabbed her by her waist and arched her back. He planted a kiss on her chest right before biting her. Her body began to jerk and her eye lids flew open and her iris was red as blood. She said “forever I am yours. Who am I master?” he replied “ Your name is Acausha princess of the vampire kingdom.” She bowed and they both walked out wearing gothic clothing.

They were hungry so Acausha went to the house next door and brought the family, of three children and a couple, to her house where her master was waiting. They then locked the door and began feasting on their blood within their flesh and showing no mercy to no man woman or child. They continued this routine until the house was full of three hundred bodies. The vampire couple fled the scene and checked into a hotel.

After about two days the stench coming from the house made people suspicious so the police received a call and went to the house. The news reported it as a mass homicide from what appears to be vampires. The vampire couple was watching the news sitting on the couch of the hotel laughing at the chaos they created in the town. They then grew bored of that city so they began thinking of other places they could go for more excitement. They opened a map and closed their eyes and both of their fingers landed on Memphis Tennessee. They walked down the stairs to the customer assistance counter and they replied at the same time.” Checkout please.”