FOUR WORD STORY

There was once a heathen that broke into Licoln Tower for fun. He had no reason why. It was just something that go his blood boiling and gave him a lot of excitement. One day he met a girl when he broke into the Indiana building. He tried to exit, but the but there were only emergency exits. He ran out and jumped in a cab. He tried to fasten his seatbelt, but he didn’t have time.The cab speed off trying to leave the yelling woman behind. The cab driver looked back and said, “Hmm angry wife, ive been in those tight spaces.” “No.” replied the heathen. “she is a girlfriend.” The heathen then stepped out of the cab after about 30 minutes of driving around. The cab driver said that will be eighty dollars. The heathen didn’t have it. So the cab driver shot him and drove off; When the cab driver got back to the tallest building in Indiana. The police were waiting for him. The guy he shot was an undercover police officer trying to test how secure the Licoln tower really is, and when the woman saw him, he left because he didn’t want to get his cover blown by the owner nor the construction workers.